mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

babymarkers:

everything about this picture is nice

babymarkers:

everything about this picture is nice

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

isis-:

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

bless this child he will go far in life

isis-:

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

bless this child he will go far in life

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

Me: i'm over my crush
Crush: hey
Me: nvm

mangomamita:

also this is my favorite vine

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

There’s no reason to tailgate someone in the slow lane, especially when I’m going 35 over the speed limit.

And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.

kimkanyekimye:

Noooooo!!!!

fantasticsteve:

romanticize self love 2k14