iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

algebra is like a 4n language to me

minmo:

The bears are in

minmo:

The bears are in

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

nuigi:

I told this kid that memes are dumb

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

missyslaylliott:


Kendall jenner and harry styles enjoy a romantic dance at coachella music and arts festival

missyslaylliott:

Kendall jenner and harry styles enjoy a romantic dance at coachella music and arts festival

assbutts-and-asgardians:

*BOSS ASS BITCH PLAYS IN BACKGROUND*

assbutts-and-asgardians:

*BOSS ASS BITCH PLAYS IN BACKGROUND*

ruinedchildhood:

literally me

spongyspice:

bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

what a time to be alive

mckirkbyjoja:

Oh, to be a cat and have loving staff… if only for a day. No wonder wellness  retreats are so in demand…

mckirkbyjoja:

Oh, to be a cat and have loving staff… if only for a day. No wonder wellness  retreats are so in demand…