sorelatable:

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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tentacoolaid:

thank you

tentacoolaid:

thank you

magicalmrtaco:

awwww-cute:

I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal

Oh my god the face

magicalmrtaco:

awwww-cute:

I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal

Oh my god the face

intenxty:

Well, one of us is gonna have to change

intenxty:

Well, one of us is gonna have to change

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

funkylesbian:

fueling up

funkylesbian:

fueling up

pleatedjeans:

@drewtoothpaste
gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

artpopdom:

cher about to fly out to this girl’s city and throw down with a homophobe. the one true gay icon

artpopdom:

cher about to fly out to this girl’s city and throw down with a homophobe. the one true gay icon