phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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a Macklemore concert

a Macklemore concert

ray-winters-sings:

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

Currently

crystallized-teardrops:

 ”i hate cheese”

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listoflifehacks:

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Microwave Snacks You Can Make In A Mug Part 1 Here

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

nyehs:

IMAGINE IF YOU HAD ONE BIG NOSTRIL INSTEAD OF TWO SMALL ONES

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?