the-love-child-diaries:

sarahgriswald:

*panties off already*

Fuck yes

nothiings:

sit up straight then reblog this so your followers sit properly too you’re welcome

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

ealperin:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

itsjustlarz:

PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THAT LAST ONE FOREAL

HEY

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it’s okay I know everybody forgets Meet The Robinsons so I got your back

I think we’re forgetting someone:

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discoboob:

OMFG I HIT THE PLAY BUTTON IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS AND ALL THEY HEARD WAS “HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB” AND THEYRE TELLING ME ITS OK TO COME OUT AND IM CRYING

help-me-yes:

white people talking about other ethnicities be like
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white people talking about themselves be like
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slip-and-slut:


raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

slip-and-slut:

raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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blancheelizabethdevereaux:

i’d rather use the mobile app than see some of your themes

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thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters